scenes from our morning

Zander: hey Dad, did you know that someone once sold a corn flake in the shape of Illinois for $1,300?

Dad: wow, that's some cornflake.

Zander: yeah.

Dad: (thinking) here it comes...

Zander: Do we have any cornflakes?

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Dad: (going in to Adon's bedroom) time to wake up, big kid --

Adon: ...

Dad: you know I know when you're faking being asleep, right?

Adon: ...

Dad: do I need to send Louie (the chihuahua) in here to lick your face?

Adon: that would be kind of nice, actually.